I can think of nothing more useless,
other than you.
Here’s how I will get my revenge:
I will leave an empty box
in the cupboard when I finish
the last piece of your favorite snack.
I will leave all your socks without mates
when they come out of the laundry.
I will leave the toilet seat up
every single time (if you are female).
I will leave all the dirty dishes for you
whether you cooked dinner or not.
I will leave your DVD out of the box
when I take it out of the player
and replace it with the one I want to watch.
I will leave the radio tuned
to your least favorite station
whenever I borrow your car.
I will leave almost no gas in it, too.
I will leave your life in chaos when I –
wait a minute.
Maybe I was the one who left that tray.
I guess we should buy a new fridge
with an ice maker
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